The Big Beautiful Obituary T-shirt | Satire with Attitude
Black / S
$24.99
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$24.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a vintage, tongue-in-cheek funeral-parlor vibe with bold, retro artwork printed on the back and a smaller badge on the chest. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit make it feel worn-in from day one — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make a statement without trying too hard. It sits comfortably through long drives, late-night bar runs, or standing-room-only gigs. The dense cotton holds print detail crisply while the garment-dyed finish gives the graphic a softened, heirloom quality. Wear it with faded denim and boots, or layer it under a flannel for cooler nights — it settles into whatever routine you already love and adds a little dark-humored charm to the mix.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric with a soft, worn-in hand
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and subtle texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction and no side seams
- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label
- Wide size range (S–4XL) and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The Big Beautiful Obituary T-shirt | Satire with Attitude
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric with a soft, worn-in hand
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and subtle texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction and no side seams
- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label
- Wide size range (S–4XL) and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean